We Have Thoughts
The Columns
Small subjects, treated with far too much seriousness. New opinions on a regular basis, whether or not anyone asked.
Out in Public
Five Minutes Early Is a Love Language
Being on time says you remembered. Being five minutes early says you thought about them when you left the house. A short defense of the parking lot wait.
Around the House
The Dishwasher Has No Correct Method, Only Treaties
Every household believes there is one right way to load a dishwasher. We propose peace talks, a signed agreement, and a clear rule about the big spatula.